Funny Gym Tee — “Fuck Dates, Just Lift Weights & Eat Steaks” Workout Shirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | 76.20 | 81.28 |
| Length, cm | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 | 86.36 | 88.90 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), cm | 38.35 | 41.91 | 45.72 | 49.53 | 53.34 | 56.90 | 60.20 | 63.50 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 |
This tee speaks for the person who lives by the barbell and the grill. Bold graphics and clean printing show a blunt, proud attitude: skip the small talk, hit the weights, then unwind with a sizzling steak. The lightweight yet sturdy cotton feels familiar and worn-in from the first wear, while the classic crew cut keeps the look straightforward and wearable every day. Subtle branded prints on the sleeves and a small back logo add gym-club character without shouting. Wear it to training sessions, weekend cookouts, or when you want to make a clear statement about priorities — simple, loud, and unapologetic.
Product features
- Durable 100% cotton body (medium 180 g/m²) for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to keep shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing methods (DTF for sleeves/labels, DTG for main art) for crisp, detailed graphics
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certification, and EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Production Note
This item is made to order. Each piece is produced after purchase to reduce waste and ensure quality.