Crewneck Sweatshirt — "Fuck Dates, Just Lift Weights & Eat Steaks" Gym Humor
Crewneck Sweatshirt — "Fuck Dates, Just Lift Weights & Eat Steaks" Gym Humor
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 50.80 | 55.90 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | 76.20 |
| Length, cm | 68.58 | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), cm | 85.09 | 87.63 | 90.17 | 92.71 | 95.25 | 97.79 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 |
This cozy crewneck brings a brash, tongue-in-cheek energy to slow mornings and gym-to-couch days. The soft, midweight fabric keeps you warm while the bold graphic — a barred kissing silhouette, a flexing figure, and a sizzling steak — announces a single-minded routine: lift, eat, repeat. Wear it after an intense workout, around backyard grills, or while lounging with friends who get the joke. The classic fit and ribbed collar give a clean silhouette that layers easily under a jacket or pairs with sweats for an at-home vibe. Embroidered or printed accents add texture and personality where you want them; durable stitching and OEKO-TEX dyes mean this sweatshirt is built to last through reps and weekends.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Classic crewneck fit with ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching
- No side seams (tubular knit) for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- DTF inner neck labels and wrist prints; DTG for main prints; embroidery available on chest and wrists
- OEKO-TEX certified dyes and ethically sourced US cotton; meets safety and compliance standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Production Note
This item is made to order. Each piece is produced after purchase to reduce waste and ensure quality.